it's not you, it's your ping. the reply is still somewhere over the ocean.

please respect my firewall. access denied, affectionately.

sorry, i was buffering. for every time your brain froze mid-sentence and came back at 99%.

you look better in low-res. a display settings window with exactly one opinion: you.

you're not my type-c. flipped it three times. still doesn't fit.

you had me at ethernet. wifi drops. this doesn't.